WTF is this?
Be careful what you wish for when you are writing your letter to Santa.
This year my husband asked for a juicer. I know nothing about juicers so I promptly asked for advice on one of my friendly internet forums. I was flooded with advice, the top piece of which was a link to an eBay auction of an original 1940s juicer. I was game. The picture above tells the rest of the story.
Ok, ok, I got him a NutriBullet 900 Pro as well, in case my mother-in-law is reading this and feeling sorry for her first-born.